Please turn in your hymnals to page 305 for responsive reading.
Rev: And as your boss sayeth unto you, "Can you stay late today?" Let us respond with a phrase fitting the Sweathogs...
Congregation: Up your nose with a rubber hose!
Rev: ROCO! And whosoever wishes to leave early today shall make it known to all.
Congregation: *hands raised energetically* Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
Rev: And should that one annoying co-worker request that you do his/her work before you leave, the congregation shall say..
Congregation: Off my case, toilet face.
Rev: Let the congregation say...
All: ROCO!
Today, on a day when our President has won the Nobel Peace Prize, when we have crashed a missile into the moon, when it's freezing in Corporate America, we still must give thanks for all we've been blessed to have. Your Reverend is learning to take one day at a time and to enjoy each and every one of those days. Rev MS is spending her last several months in Miami doing some things for herself and she suggests that you do the same be it in Miami or Moscow, Pittsburgh or Portland.
And now, because I know that we all have things to do, I will wrap up today's sermon. Take this good word and go forth and ROCO!
*congregation rises*
*Reverend walks to the back of the church*
Let the congregation say ROCO!
*Rev MS stands at the back of the church shaking hands and kissing the babies of the congregation.*
Chicken and biscuits with gravy and mashed are downstairs. Don't forget to try Sister Kiddo's sweet potato pie!
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